Description
Say goodbye to stress and hello to the sweet, sweet life of no alarms, no deadlines, and all the naps with the “Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension” T-shirt! Perfect for the retiree who’s trading the office grind for sunshine, grandkids, and maybe a round of golf (or two). This tee brings all the humor, style, and freedom of retirement into one comfy, must-have shirt. Whether you’re gifting it to the newly retired or snagging one for yourself, this shirt is a daily reminder that you’ve officially earned the good life. Wear it to retirement parties, weekend brunches, or just lounging while watching your still-working friends hustle.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable relaxation, random smiles, and spontaneous midday naps. Side effects include excessive bragging about your new “job” (doing nothing).
Product features:
- Made from specially spun fibers for strong and smooth fabric Ribbed collar for elastic shape retention Medium fabric for year-round comfort
- Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.