Retirement: The Pays Worse, But the Hours are Great. Hilarious. Happily Retired!

Introducing the "Retirement: The Pay’s Worse, But the Hours are Great" T-shirt – because while the paycheck might have stopped, the endless vacation vibes have just begun! Perfect for retirees who’ve traded in stressful deadlines for afternoon naps and long lunches, this tee is the ultimate way to celebrate the best part of retirement—freedom. Whether you’re sipping coffee at 10 a.m. in your PJs or playing golf on a Tuesday, this shirt says what every retiree knows: The hours are unbeatable. Comfy, funny, and guaranteed to get a laugh, this tee is the perfect gift for anyone who's loving their new "job" (aka doing whatever they want, whenever they want).
Warning: May cause friends still working to experience extreme FOMO. Side effects include spontaneous joy and total relaxation.
Product features :

Made from specially spun fibers for strong and smooth fabric
Ribbed collar for elastic shape retention
Medium fabric for year-round comfort
Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton Care instructions
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: medium
Do not iron
Do not dryclean




 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
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Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
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22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50