Retired & Loving Every Minute of My 7-Day Weekend. Retirement Gift

Introducing the "Retired and Loving Every Min of My 7-Day Weekend" T-Shirt – the ultimate uniform for living your best post-work life! This tee is for the professional relaxer who's traded the 9-to-5 grind for a permanent weekend. Whether you're spending your endless days golfing, gardening, or just soaking up sweet, sweet freedom, this shirt lets everyone know you’re in full-time chill mode.
Perfect for retirees who’ve forgotten what a “Monday” is (and don’t care to remember), this shirt is soft, stylish, and guaranteed to spark envy from your still-working friends.
Warning: May cause excessive relaxation and an uncontrollable urge to brag about your daily naps. Ideal for reminding others that while they’re living for the weekend, you’re living in the weekend. Every. Single. Day. Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is the perfect gift for anyone enjoying their retirement. The classic fit and comfy fabric make it suitable for everyday wear, blending seamlessly into any casual or semi-formal occasion. Ideal for retirees or anyone celebrating retirement milestones. 
Product features:

Made from specially spun fibers for strong and smooth fabric Ribbed collar for elastic shape retention Medium fabric for year-round comfort
Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton Care instructions
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: medium
Do not iron
Do not dryclean




 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50