Officially Out of Office - Forever! T-Shirt - The Ultimate Tee for Proud Retiree

Introducing the "Officially Out of Office – Forever!" T-shirt – because retirement isn’t just a break, it’s a permanent vacation! Perfect for the retiree who’s finally kicked the work grind to the curb and is now fully embracing endless weekends and zero emails. This tee is your badge of honor for a life free from deadlines and meetings.
Whether you're lounging by the pool, hitting the golf course, or simply enjoying the sweet sound of silence, this shirt makes it crystal clear: You’re out of the office for good. Comfy, stylish, and packed with a touch of rebellion, it’s the ideal gift for anyone who’s ready to enjoy the good life without looking back.
Warning: May cause a spike in jealousy among still-working friends. Side effects include total relaxation, increased leisure activities, and a newfound love for mid-day naps.
Product features:

Made from specially spun fibers for strong and smooth fabric
Ribbed collar for elastic shape retention
Medium fabric for year-round comfort
Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton Care instructions
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: medium
Do not iron
Do not dryclean




 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50