I Thought I Wanted a Career, Turns Out I Just Wanted a Paycheck

Introducing the "I Thought I Wanted a Career, Turns Out I Just Wanted a Paycheck" T-shirt – the ultimate tee for anyone who’s ever had a career epiphany! If you’ve figured out that the real reward was that sweet, sweet paycheck and not the endless hustle, this shirt is for you. Whether you’re retired, casually employed, or just savoring the freedom of leaving work behind, this shirt’s cheeky message hits home. It’s soft, stylish, and makes a hilarious statement about the true perks of having a job. Wear it with pride as you reminisce about the good old days of chasing paychecks and not passions.
Warning: May cause nods of agreement and shared laughs from fellow paycheck lovers. Side effects include a newfound appreciation for your downtime and a lot of “I get it” moments from others.
Product features - Made from specially spun fibers for strong and smooth fabric - Ribbed collar for elastic shape retention - Medium fabric for year-round comfort - Tear-away label for scratch-free experience - Ethically grown and harvested US cotton Care instructions - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Do not iron - Do not dryclean



 
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Width, in
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32.00


Length, in
28.00
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Sleeve length (from center back), in
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25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
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1.50